Won't you Take me Home Tonight? (tag: Harry)
Jun 10, 2014 19:42:25 GMT
Post by Sophia Strange on Jun 10, 2014 19:42:25 GMT
Oscorp boasted a proud internship program, with very select few young men or women being added to its many company divisions each summer, and even fewer asked to stay full time. Of the thousands that applied to their New York City or Divisional offices such as Oscorp: New Orleans, only a mere 100 were accepted worldwide. They were given multiple interviews, tests to screen their intelligence, and extensive study in their school records. For a fresh-out of high schooler, it was nearly impossible.
Still, Sophia Strange liked to defy the impossible. Somehow, someway, she had beaten back the 100 applicants and had become the second intern selected for the bio-chemistry department (the first one being this Indian kid who couldn’t even speak to girls, it was kind of adorable).
That was a few weeks ago, Sophia was settling in just fine….
“I was just a skinny lad,
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery.”
Sophia belted out the lyrics, no music to accompany the words except the whirl of machines and the typing of the computer. She bobbed in her seat as she typed out the formula sequence, weaving her body left to right like a vertical snake. If that wasn’t enough, she made facial features to match the rather promiscuous song.
“Left alone with big, fat fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny,
Hey big woman! You made a bad boy out of me.”
Leaning back in her chair as she hit the enter key, the formula running through the sequence. And as it beeped and whirled and calculated, she did an air guitar with guitar-solo sounds coming out of her mouth, until finally continuing the song:
“I’ve been singing with my band,
Across the wire, across the land,
I’ve seen every blue-eyed floozy on the way, hey,
But their beauty and their style,
Went kind of smooth after a while,
Take me to them dirty ladies every time!”
Sometime between all of this singing, gesturing, air-guitaring, the door behind her slid open in that air-compressing ‘hisss’ sound. But of course, between the singing and the computer calculating and all the other machines she noticed none of this:
“Ooooh won’t you take me home tonight?
Ahhhh down beside that red firelight?
Ohhhh, and you give it all you got!...”
Sophia took the printed sheet from the printer with her completed results, twirling round in her swivel chair for maximum effect, holding out her arms as if she was praising the lord:
“Fat-bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go-…..”
The girl slowly trailed off as she took in the suited young man in front of her. Her hands slowly going back down to clutch the data sheet in both hands as her face slowly twisted from blank shock to faint horror.
And so it was completely silent, save for the whirl of machines. If only for a few moments:
“Oh….. oh god.” Sophia said with horror laced in every syllabi. Oh please, for the love of all that was holy, please say he didn’t hear or see all of that! That was just…. Ugh it was so embarrassing.
Taking in the young man in front of her, he looked like a ‘suit’ (in Oscorp talk, that was a business/lawyer person who stalked around the upper floors as the scientists slaved away below them). He looked young though, maybe he was interning at the business section? Or maybe he was one of those tip-top, high class Harvard boys that was about to drag her ass to her boss and have her fired.
Hopefully if she said informed him how sorry she was/mortified it wouldn’t go down to that:
“I am so sorry…. I just…. I’m probably going to crawl into a hole later and die.” Sophia blurted out, oh well that…. Well it was the truth so…. Sydney was going to laugh at her so hard over this. Damn, she had tried so hard to get this job! Went to the five interviews, screening tests, all of that good stuff. She resisted the urge to bury her face in her hands and smudge her makeup all over the data sheet, instead choosing to look anywhere but the guy’s face. He had nice shoes, shiny kind….
Well who knows, maybe the guy was a Queen fan.
“Sooo um….” She cleared her throat after a moment of silence, “How can I help you?” Again, not looking at his face. Nice tie, that right there was a very nice tie.
(ooc: Song and lyrics here by Queen)